"Well, of course, my boy,
if you persist in this folly you can't expect me to
back you, financially or otherwise." That was that.
I had sacrificed parental sympathy to an ambition. I
had lost a father and gained, as my first car, a 1924
Red Label Bentley; dubious progress, I felt at the time.
However, in my case the choice of car was inevitable,
and my esteemed parent was, in part, to blame.
I had been nurtured in an atmosphere that loved the
best in car design. As soon as I was strong enough to
carry the heavy bound volumes of my father's carefully
treasured Autocars; my eye became familiar with
those proud leviathans of the 1920s, whose struggles
at Sarthe, Brooklands and Belfast seemed so much in
the epic tradition. As soon as I was able to read for
myself, the fond volumes of "Sammy" Davis
and Tim Birkin, their white overalls shining as armour,
completely captured my schoolboy imagination. They were
my heroes, these men who time and again rode those monstrous
steeds, who time and again won the victor's laurels
for the winged B, and carried the green of England's
countryside supreme. Above all in my mind stood the
architect, whose name the magnificent cars bore.
Thus you can realize that, when I first saw Le Camion
lurking at the back of a Salisbury garage, it was not
for me just a ponderous bulk under dust sheets. Dirty
(she had been laid up for some time) and old. But to
my eyes there was a halo, albeit somewhat askew, over
the radiator cap.
Naturally the appeal of the marque in this modern
age has changed. An old Bentley at Le Mans today would
be pathetic. They are by no means economical. They are
not a car for the lover of comfort. All this, when considering
purchase, I told myself, and was told repeatedly by
my concerned and well meaning family. The horrors of
colossal maintenance costs, of unreliability amounting
to danger, of the starkness of winter motoring-all I
had detailed to me with the most minute precision. However,
sentiment and stubbornness triumphed over reason. I
bought the car and for good or ill became bound to the
Bentley tradition by no small financial stake.
At length the car was mine. The cheques were cleared
and Le Camion, newly taxed and insured, waited for me
to take possession. A small group of my friends stood
by watching, waiting, amused; and-such is human vanity-I
hope no little impressed. My feelings, having had no
experience of vintage motoring before this, my first
solo, were a strange mixture. The thrill of ownership
was tempered by unease; I was about to test a childhood
dream: by respect, Le Camion was ten years my senior,
and therefore warranted deferential treatment; and by
fear, for the line of the car betokened a proud, wilful
spirit, scornful of all but the most expert handling.
The gear box, moreover, held for my imagination all
the mystery of the unknown, and I was but newly through
the driving test:
My friends were growing restless at my contemplation
of this, my irrevocable act The "Moment of Truth''
could be postponed no longer.
As debonair as possible, I vaulted into the driving
seat, there being no door on the off side. Anxious to
make as little noise as possible, I held the clutch
down for, it seemed, aeons, before moving the gear lever
hesitantly forward.
Sweetly the gear moved home. Crisply the note of die
exhaust rose as I accelerated. Harshly the engine juddered
to a standstill as I let the clutch in.
Of course, I had forgotten to release the handbrake,
so remote was it on the exterior of the scuttle. I carried
off this set-back as well as I could, though not without
the aid of a few expletives necessary to quell my by
now jeering audience. On the second attempt, however,
I moved off without a hitch, and with considerable dignity.
It was not until out on the open road, with my skill
improving, that I had at last the time and the confidence
for reflection. The classic lines of Le Camion were
indeed those of which I had dreamed, and the motion
of this bulk of machinery delightfully lively, and directly
and easily controllable.
The Bentley had become my reality. Fortunately I was
in love with Le Camion. I had to be. I couldn't afford
to be otherwise.
Familiarity breeds contempt. Bentley no longer inspires
dreams of steering wheels jerking under blistering hands,
of the roar of heavy cars circulating Le Mans with rev
counter needles dipping sharply over the white vibrating
figures, of a crashed and twisted 3-litre passing in
1927 the chequered flag. But this, after all, is the
background of this fine breed, and the cars still do
carry something of the atmosphere with them.
Particularly on a summer day, when the air is clear
and the road, slightly dusty, is reflecting the heat-then
the joy of motoring becomes real The verve of a thirty-year-old
car performing like a colt is answered by an exhilaration
in the blood.
These cars possess character. Their design conception
is magnificent, with perfection evident in every component
and in every hand reamed bolt-hole. The controls are
hard and positive. One can feel under one's hands exactly
how the car is behaving. I had never before encountered
such admirable handling characteristics. It seems almost
tragic that we have today, in so many cases, forsaken
such soundness, if harshness, of design; a trend I can
attribute only to the appearance of the woman driver.
The engine in its day must have been supremely efficient,
and it still surprises me with its flexibility. Of the
horrors of age I have found but few. Unfortunately the
car did need a major repair. When bought, the valves
were burned out, and bearings slack, but then Le Camion
was cheap in relation to others of her marque.
Since then the reliability has been unquestioned.
Minor repairs I am capable of performing myself. Spare
parts are easily obtainable with the help of a club
dedicated to the preservation of this species. Such
indeed is die camaraderie of the club that I found,
on leaving Le Camion outside an Edinburgh theatre, an
invitation on the windscreen to contact a total stranger.
Total? Well hardly. He owned a Bentley as well.
You know even father has a fond gleam whenever he sees
Le Camion and asks if he may drive. Not that I always
let him.
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